Hammered is a sexy, laugh out loud romantic comedy between a bad boy bartender and the good girl forced to kidnap him at the altar, complete with a possibly cursed stuffed squirrel, a very confused hedgehog, and multiple Redneck Surfers on the rocks. This romance has no cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.
I didn’t mean to kidnap the groom.
One minute, the town’s bad boy was standing there at the altar, and the next, he’s accidentally passed out in my Vespa sidecar with his bride hot on our tail.
I didn't have a choice. It was ‘napping Jace or watching him commit a crime against love and humanity and puppies. And besides, what’s a little kidnapping between friends?
I think we’re friends, anyway. Everyone says not to get too close, that he’s trouble, that he’ll drag me down with him, but I know there’s more to him. And not just because the moonshine told me so that night we got hammered, and I kissed him.
Okay, so yes, I kissed him. And no, I don't regret it. Or anything else about that night. Like stealing that squirrel. Or liberating that hedgehog. Because hedgehogs shouldn't be trapped cages with abusive spouses, and neither should Jace.
Or maybe I just shouldn’t get hammered. Ever again.
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