who should be the next Fireballs mascot?

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(Yes, it's a kissing book. It's also full of irreverent (sometimes foul-mouthed) humor in a fun plot about a terrible baseball team. (And some ducks.) Have a Kindle Unlimited subscription? GiveLiar, Liar, Hearts on Fire a try! I promise I won't tell.)