You are a Rock Star.
Hooray! Because you have an awesome sense of humor (thank you, by the way, for wanting to tell my mom that my books are awesome. Or to commiserate with her that I wrote something so horrible. Whichever brought you here), you are officially on my list of Very Favorite People In The World.
You also get the official Pipstar of the Week Award. Which is sadly something I've only made up in my head and can't teleport to you just yet. Maybe in a couple hundred years, this award through the internet will work the way I meant it to.
In the meantime, so your clicking isn't for naught, have you checked lately to make sure you have all the bonus epilogues? Click the button below to see if there's any you're missing! And thank you again for being a rock star!!